I can't believe i'm worth something!

I am worth $1,111,326.00 on HumanForSale.com

( another joke )

i really should have posted this sooner but i kinda got side tracked. as you everyone knows it was my daughter's b-day over the weekend. and on this birthday it is a polish custom to find out what is in your childs future. what you do is take a rosary, a prayer book, a pencil, and a shot glass and put them in front of your child. the first three ( Read more... )

passing more time randomly wondering the net.

what will people think of next? http://www.bananaguard.com/

I really should be working on one of the four reports i have due soon. but they are really boring and i've found better things to do, i think ( Read more... )

i got an e-mail from a friend with this link on it. http://flintskinny.net/games/dorthwyhos.htmlRead more... )

fill it out and post it in your journal

DO YOU
Smoke?: NO
Read the newspaper?: no
Pray?: sometimes
Gone skinny dipping?: no
Had a medical emergency?: depends on how you look at it
Had surgery?: shoulder
Ran away from home?: no
Played strip poker?: yes
Gotten beaten up?: no
Beaten someone up?: just people I wish I had
Been on stage?: no
Slept ( Read more... )

Thought this was interesting and should be shared.

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought? Post your reply, then post this in your LJ and find out what my answer would be in other news *looks excited* i'm passing all me classes. hooray ( Read more... )

i allways knew deep, deep, deep down i was totally evil. Mwwwhhhhaaaaaa......*cough*

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