Sometimes Colin's anger gets me scared. I mean he is very nice, of course, but sometimes his anger gets out of control. Tonight I was sitting on the wooden floor, coloring in my Whinnie the Pooh coloring book, when all of the sudden he came over and broke all my crayons. :[ I did not understand. I colored in between the lines and everything. He ( Read more... )

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Thank you for voting for me! It's true, I do have friends. I would like to say hi to my new bestfriend, Brittany Murphy. We went out for Starbucks today. She bought me a new Sean John 6x jump suit. I'm going to wear it when I take Justin to the VMA's tomorrow.

Le sigh.

Colin stopped feeding me. He thinks I'm too fat.

Last night when I was sitting in my room singing myself a bedtime song, Colin called me a fat bastard and said he hoped I fell down stairs.

I'm moving in with Colin Farrell. He's the only one who will appreciate me and give me all the cupcakes I need in life.

I love you Colin.

Justin and Christina hate eachother and I have to stop the diva cat fights that break out between the two.

Colin and Maggie are ignoring me and I'm thinking about quiting the job of : Justin Timberlake's Security Guard.

Does anyone need a security guard? Someone who will appreciate my feelings and not treat me like a slave?

Jennifer Love Hewitt's having my baby. We're naming it Justin. I love you, shnookum.

I SLEPT WITH JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT!

Last night I took Justin and his friends out to a bar after the show in Atlanta. ( where the playa's play ) We almost got shot.

I don't get paid enough to look after him.