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"Hey guys. Big gulps huh. Well, see ya later."


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"Well, folks, it's the end of the line for ol' Neil Diamond. That's right, I'm retiring from showbiz. I got me a ranch house out in Sausalito, 25 acres, a couple of pigs, sex swing in the basement, this weird Vietnamese guy who just kind of hangs out - you know, the American Dream ( Read more... )

"The review for Shark Sandwich was merely a two word review which simply read Shit Sandwich ( Read more... )

"I flipped through catalogs and wondered: What kind of dining set defines me as a person?"

Hello. It's been a while since I wrote in this little guy. Well I find myself sitting here procrastinating yet again, and then I thought to myself... You know I'm a few months overdue for a internet weblog journal update, so here I am.

What's on my mind? ( Read more... )

"I'm so angry I could spit"

I thought this was a really interesting thing that some people have on their LJ's/X's, so I thought I would do one too. It's kind of addicting I must say.

Step 1: Get your playlist together, put it on random, and play ( Read more... )

"Ray. When someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes ( Read more... )

"That's the last time you put a knife in me! Y'hear me ( Read more... )

"You sit on a throne of lies ( Read more... )

"He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO. Shit ( Read more... )