Road trip

[michael_tucker]

Dear Jesus, Omar Vizquel is an irritating son of a bitch. The whole flight to Pittsburgh, I'm trying to sleep with my new satin sleep mask (wore the old one out) but he's yapping about how the meeting really improved morale, and we've won two games in a row, and yesterday I only had one hit because I didn't eat a sandwich, and blah fucking blah.

Comments

[jt_snow]

Someone put potpurri in my gym bag and now I smell like rose petals. OMAR!

[michael_tucker]

Our oh-so-helpful shortstop strikes again.

[edgardo_alfonzo]

He does smell like flowers every time I see him.

[baseballbrat22]

If you ever come to Arizona, come to the Burger King :) I may be working there, and I will gladly give you a discount, since we're friends :) Hopefully Whoppers are lucky ;)

[michael_tucker]

I don't eat shit like that. If you want ballplayers to come see you at BK, try edgardo_alfonzo.

[edgardo_alfonzo]

Mando likes the Bacon Cheddar Ranch. I am doing all I can for him. Why cannot anyone see that?

[brett_tomko]

That's really sweet Edgardo. Don't let anyone make you feel bad for doing things for Mando.