Comments | michael_tucker: kill me

michael_tucker

kill me

Jul 04, 2005 19:33

In light of our recent team chemistry crisis I planned a July 4th party at my apartment tonight for any of my teammates who wanted to come, to take place directly after our game. I planned the menu a week in advance, had my wife pick up all of the supplies, and made sure when I got home last night to begin marinating the salmon and to defrost the ( Read more... )

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latroy_hawkins July 5 2005, 04:08:05 UTC

I can't help it man. And honestly I didn't hit on EVERYONE's wife/gf/sister. I only hit on the hot ones, and honestly, some people on this team could use some tips with keeping the wives happy. Julia showed me her "movie" of doing 25 guys at once. There were things in there she wanted to do with Brett, and wanted me to give him pointers. Sooo not happening. So I decided it would be ok to do sisters but not wives, and I bolted. Last I saw Julia was trying to get Lowry to share the Everclear, but he wasn't having it. Glad I left before I got myself into trouble.

michael_tucker July 5 2005, 19:56:45 UTC

You're lucky you left when you did, man. And I think the alcohol may have affected your perception of who was hot just a tad. Eyre's sister? Looks exactly like him.

stacie_snow July 5 2005, 08:35:56 UTC

I must get Azuree'D's recipe for the calamari, it was great! JT and I had fun until things got out of hand. It was crazy, Noah tried to put his hand up my skirt and then he passed out on me, JT came and picked Noah up and put him in your bathtub.... you might want to check if he is still there. I hope he is alright, he had a lot too drink!

michael_tucker July 5 2005, 19:44:20 UTC

Oh he was in there this morning, as was Tomko. And Munter was asleep with his head on the toilet, and Ellison was asleep on the bathroom counter with his head in a small amount of water in the sink. There's really nothing like walking into your bathroom at 6 am and finding four passed out ballplayers in there.

brett_tomko July 6 2005, 01:02:18 UTC

I was on the floor next to the tub, not in the tub. There's a difference.

marquis_grissom July 5 2005, 18:12:50 UTC

Blah blah blah. Your party will never compare to my barbeque!

michael_tucker July 5 2005, 19:51:05 UTC

You sir are an egomaniac.

marquis_grissom July 13 2005, 02:30:02 UTC

You sir had a sucky party.

moises_alou July 5 2005, 18:30:20 UTC

I didn't realize that you were having a party on the same day! Dad and I would have planned mine for a different date! I hope that yours was fun, even though I was not invited and no one came to mine except for Omar.

michael_tucker July 5 2005, 19:46:37 UTC

No one came to my birthday party either so you won't get any sympathy from me.

moises_alou July 14 2005, 02:33:55 UTC

I wasn't asking for sympathy, just pointing out that I should have checked with you before I planned my party so that the dates didn't clash as they did.

ray_durham July 10 2005, 06:40:26 UTC

Wait a minute...who was the one that talked Ellison OUT of killing himself?