Comments | michael_tucker: Not again, Sugarman!

michael_tucker

Not again, Sugarman!

Jul 18, 2005 21:41

I fear the tripod o' offense has but one leg remaining. I am a great ballplayer but it will be most difficult to do this alone. Begin the season with Three Musketeers... two fall... only one remains. Grip Ray Tuck. Why, Lord Jesus? Why? Surely I cannot be left to plot Omar Vizquel and Jason Ellison's respective demises on my own, can I? The ( Read more... )

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marquis_grissom July 19 2005, 05:56:16 UTC

I think that Tomko would cry at that movie. Maybe I will be off of the DL soon, and if not, I can come up with plans for deaths without playing. Ray, well, I don't know about him. Out for a week for a hangnail.

brett_tomko July 19 2005, 06:01:59 UTC

It needs a shot of the three of you frolicking in a fountain or having a snowball fight. Then I would cry!

marquis_grissom July 19 2005, 06:02:47 UTC

I don't frolick.

brett_tomko July 19 2005, 06:04:22 UTC

Snowball fight it is!

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ray_durham July 19 2005, 21:29:49 UTC

I vow my return Tuck. It needs to be dramatic though, not one of my standard "avaliable to pinch hit" comebacks.

Grip will emerge from the shadows making his return, and Renel will announce "and now the return you fans have all been waiting for, the driving force of our offense, our force from the left handed batters box, the one, the only, Ray Durham!" That should get the crowd going

latroy_hawkins July 19 2005, 23:38:37 UTC

Ray Durham? Injured? Maybe we should rename the DL the RDL. I'll let you try and figure out what RD stands for.

ray_durham July 21 2005, 05:10:20 UTC

Glad to see you're not on the RDL.

michael_tucker July 22 2005, 03:33:46 UTC

I wish I had known you would only be out for one game, Ray. Then I might have thought twice before going on and on like you were dead or seriously mangled.

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