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[michael_tucker]

To: 2/3 Tripod O' Offense (Durham, Ray and Grissom, Marquis)
From: The other third (Tucker, MichaelRe: That son of a bitch Randy Winn

Comments

[lance_niekro]

If you get cut does that mean you won't take me on one of your fancy dining review trips? I'm getting sick of eating burgers in cheap dives with Ty and watching him drink and sweat and sweat and sweat

[michael_tucker]

Shit. I forgot all about that, kid. I'll take ya out on this homestand if I don't get released.

[latroy_hawkins]

If you get cut, can you give me PSORIASIS....

[michael_tucker]

Like you didn't look that up before you posted. I can spell psoriasis WITHOUT ANY HELP FROM DICTIONARY.COM.

[marquis_grissom]

Have you seen the way Winn dresses? He's even worse than god damn pink-shirt-ambiguously-gay Vizquel. I don't even want to touch those things.

We could always kill him.

[michael_tucker]

Maybe we should, Grip. Maybe we should.

[marquis_grissom]

I have nothing to lose. Let's say hit-and-run after next game, ay?

[ray_durham]

Between us Tuck, I'm glad it wasn't you.

However, when Sabean looks bat on this year and why we missed the playoffs, he better not give any "Barry was hurt" shit. It was the disassembling of the tripod

[michael_tucker]

I think that much is obvious. We're 0-2 since Grip got canned with no end to the losing in sight. This trade was bad news from the beginning.