if only death were an option

[michaelynjo]

Dear Michaelyn,

We regret to inform you that you have failed at the task of "life". Due to your endless and persistant accounts of fucking your shit up righteously, existance has decided that in it's own best interest, that you are to be cut off. Please vacate the premises by the first of the month.

Thanks for nothing,
Life

Comments

[razberryswrl]

don't vacate the premises of life. man, Life needs to get some fucking manners.

Was there a phone number on that job application you got? You should call and see if you can set up an interview on Monday. Or when i get to work i could just ask them if it's cool that you come in that day for an interview and you can just show up er something.

[michaelynjo]

being wiped clean from all matters of existence would be so nice though.

anyway, i will check out the app and monday would probably be good.