"Kill You"

[Eminem]
When I was just a little baby boy,
my momma used to tell me these crazy things
She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man,
she used to tell me he hated me
But then I got a little bit older
and I realized, she was the crazy one
But there was nothing I could do or say to try to change it
cause that's just the way she was

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The baby has hot heiney. This is like, suck. I've got to go coax him into an oatmeal bath. Mmmm, baby-flavored oatmeal. *chomp ( Read more... )

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This is my heart:

Buh-bump, buh-bump, buh-WTF?, buh-bump, gah-FUCK!, buh-WTF?

I have an ear infection, sinus infection and pneumonia. And I'm still taking care of my three kids. Who can I whine to about this?

You Are An ESFJ


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