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[michelleislove]

i've figured it out! i'm living in the wrong time period. i've always known this, but now i'm sure. the top beauty ideals of the renaissance:
-super fair skin
-high forehead
-light eyebrows
-fleshy

okay well if that's not me, then i just don't know.
since time machines aren't practical, i'm looking for a renaissance man.

Comments

[sammsolo]

yes, yes, yes a thousand times yes!

[skeletorryan]

ill give danny devito a call

[sugasmores]

WHAT ABOUT SPRING BREAK? I BET THEY DIDN'T HAVE SPRING BREAK. OR COULD RENT OUT BARS FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY.

[misslaurenann]

i would have been such a babe-magnet then. i would still chose to be tan though, even if it did demote my social class.