Title: Philanthropy (Not Really)
Author:
michellekChallenge:
drabble123Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Table:
Random OnePrompt: #19. Dedication
Rating: R
Word Count: 300
Summary: "I'm going to do this for you and it's going to be awesome." (Follows '
Page in a Book.')
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
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"Okay. I'm going to do this for you and it's going to be awesome. After I get your instructions. But I'm gonna do it, so. I will rock your world. That sounded lame. But you get the point."
"I appreciate your dedication. Take off your clothes."
"Really?"
"I've seen you naked, Lemon; I don't understand your objection."
"Not objecting. It's just, I get why you want to be naked for this. But I don't need to be."
"I want you to be. This is about what I want, isn't it?"
"I'll get naked. I'm curious about why."
"I appreciate the access."
"Is that code--"
"I enjoy knowing that, afterwards, I won't have to take anything off of you in order to pleasure you in return. It works just as well if you're wearing a skirt with nothing underneath."
"Right now, I'll just get naked."
"Thank you."
"You are welcome.
...
Now?"
"Kiss me."
"On the mouth?"
"Yes."
"You're starting off easy."
"I'd also like to be kissed after."
"But that's... gross. I wouldn't want to know what my stuff tastes like."
"I don't mind. And you shouldn't be afraid; your taste is quite enjoyable."
"Well... my vagina thanks you. I guess."
"For the record, I wouldn't mind being kissed after I've pleasured you."
"I figured. But I'm happy not knowing what that business... Okay. I'll let you do it once. And if it freaks me out, you'll deal with not being kissed after--"
"I've put your pleasure before mine simply because I deeply care for you?"
"Yeah, I'm sure you've never done that to a lady you don't love, and that making me go all quivery does nothing for your ego, and that it doesn't turn you on at all--"
"Fair enough."
"Anyway. I promise to not push your head away, at least once.
...
Now what?"
"Get on your knees."
"That seems like the place to be.
...
I'm really going to be awesome at this."
"I look forward to proving you right."
END