30 Rock, Jack/Liz, Random One, Prompt #6. Substantiate
Title: Gathering the Facts
Author: michellek
Challenge: drabble123
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Table: Random One
Prompt: #6. Substantiate
Rating: R
Word Count: 300
Summary: "Did you... like it?" (Follows ' Philanthropy (Not Really).')
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
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"Well... I can now say I've had a taste of the Lemon."
"And?"
"The Lemon is indifferent to the taste of the Lemon. But it's not gross, I guess. You can keep kissing me after.
...
So, what about your part of the deal? Did you... like it? You can tell me if you didn't."
"I don't believe my reactions were very difficult to understand."
"Yeah, but I thought you were liking it the other times and I apparently sucked. Which is probably not the best word to use. Since, you know. Never mind. I was apparently terrible and you seemed to be enjoying yourself then."
"Even subpar oral sex has its merits."
"For me, when it's been bad it's been *bad.* A guy nosing around down there all... ugh. So *awful.*"
"It's different for men."
"Yeah?"
"When a man misses the mark, it leaves a woman frustrated. When a woman misses the mark, the man still has the basic sensation of being inside a woman's mouth, which is far from the worst experience.
...
Are you offended?"
"...
No."
"You seem so, which is rather odd considering what we recently did to each other. And I certainly used more explicit words while instructing you--"
"I'm not offended. I'm... weirded out, I guess. When we're not doing stuff, when we're just talking about it, it makes me realize how weird sex is. Remember. It makes me remember. I've always thought sex was weird. Usually, I remember during. But not with you. So."
"I'm glad I can make you forget."
"Anyway.
...
You liked it, right?"
"Yes."
"Not just because my mouth was there... Honestly, so weird."
"Not just because your mouth was there. You're exceptionally good at following instructions."
"Then why can't I put furniture from IKEA together? Don't answer that. It wasn't a real question. It's... you know. Different skill set. More pieces. I'm shutting up now.
...
What are you doing?"
"Helping you forget."
END
Author: michellek
Challenge: drabble123
Fandom: 30 Rock
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Table: Random One
Prompt: #6. Substantiate
Rating: R
Word Count: 300
Summary: "Did you... like it?" (Follows ' Philanthropy (Not Really).')
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
*
"Well... I can now say I've had a taste of the Lemon."
"And?"
"The Lemon is indifferent to the taste of the Lemon. But it's not gross, I guess. You can keep kissing me after.
...
So, what about your part of the deal? Did you... like it? You can tell me if you didn't."
"I don't believe my reactions were very difficult to understand."
"Yeah, but I thought you were liking it the other times and I apparently sucked. Which is probably not the best word to use. Since, you know. Never mind. I was apparently terrible and you seemed to be enjoying yourself then."
"Even subpar oral sex has its merits."
"For me, when it's been bad it's been *bad.* A guy nosing around down there all... ugh. So *awful.*"
"It's different for men."
"Yeah?"
"When a man misses the mark, it leaves a woman frustrated. When a woman misses the mark, the man still has the basic sensation of being inside a woman's mouth, which is far from the worst experience.
...
Are you offended?"
"...
No."
"You seem so, which is rather odd considering what we recently did to each other. And I certainly used more explicit words while instructing you--"
"I'm not offended. I'm... weirded out, I guess. When we're not doing stuff, when we're just talking about it, it makes me realize how weird sex is. Remember. It makes me remember. I've always thought sex was weird. Usually, I remember during. But not with you. So."
"I'm glad I can make you forget."
"Anyway.
...
You liked it, right?"
"Yes."
"Not just because my mouth was there... Honestly, so weird."
"Not just because your mouth was there. You're exceptionally good at following instructions."
"Then why can't I put furniture from IKEA together? Don't answer that. It wasn't a real question. It's... you know. Different skill set. More pieces. I'm shutting up now.
...
What are you doing?"
"Helping you forget."
END