Trying to remember the KD set list from tonight.. not in order of course
burning city smoking
me and my friends
longer that I'm out here
no time flat
cotton crush
buried by the buzz
carnival
brothers blood
just stay
you're trailing yourself
lord, I know we don't talk
keep ringing your bell
yr damned ol' dad

anything else?

Ninja Tips for Healthy Living

Thanks to Daniel for some Ninja Tips for Healthy Living:

-Exercise is important, but jogging is for wimps. Plenty of exercise can be had leaping from bushes and kicking joggers in the head.

-Laughter is medicine. Ninjas practice the art of inappropriate laughter. Laughing when hearing about cancer also shows the Ninja's ( Read more... )

LT: "want me to bring over some chlorophorm ( Read more... )

We should open a salon called "Bangs and Bangs".  It would probably be popular for bangs... but not really for bangs.
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LT:  "My purse eats keys for breakfast, lunch, and dinner."
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Michelle (after she put on her new shamrock PJs):  "I am Rocking out ( Read more... )

 (cell phone vibrating ( Read more... )

-"that wasn't my "O" face.  That was my "You're tearing my Hymen" face."

-"Are we going to your grandmas house for pizza? or is this a real restaurant?"
"yea... its my grandmas house."
"does your grandma have fountain soda?"
"My grandma is a soda jerk."

- "I need you like an orphan needs a home"

-"Thats like the pot calling the kettle retarded."

michellelhurley (7:10:28 PM): cause before i went on birthday control i was lik ethat and now im off it again
michellelhurley (7:10:33 PM): i should get back on it.
Lauren EEEEE (7:11:53 PM): hahahaha birthday control
Lauren EEEEE (7:11:55 PM): AHAHAHHA
michellelhurley (7:12:05 PM): HAHAHA
michellelhurley (7:12:11 PM): i totally didnt realize i wrote ( Read more... )

"Thats just the way I think it" Lauren Tracy (on her first drink at 7 pm) attempting to explain God knows what.

Just a note for whoever's reading... I might have a date!!!!!!