Comments | micjagger: ice cream

micjagger

ice cream

Jul 16, 2005 00:55

So earlyer this morning I woke up covered in bruises and three of my fingers were broken. I was also wearing an apron, a paper hat and I was very very cold. I don't know what I did these past few days, but whatever it was must have been some strong shit. I wish I had some now in fact. anywho, I soon realized that the apron was that of an ice cream ( Read more... )

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alright anonymous October 12 2005, 21:33:29 UTC

fingers were broken.

alright. that's a NEW SUIT.

New suit!!!! micjagger October 13 2005, 23:55:58 UTC

I BOUGHT a new suit once, any by bought I mean I stabbed a store clerk and stole it so that I could impress my sexy date, unfortunately I only like the one that he was currently wearing and I think that the bloody holes negated the new suit aspect because the date didn't really go all that well.

Re: New suit!!!! micjagger October 25 2005, 04:48:03 UTC

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Re: New suit!!!! micjagger November 6 2005, 03:22:07 UTC

that's grrrrr-tastic

anonymous November 18 2005, 01:35:17 UTC

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anonymous December 4 2005, 03:31:38 UTC

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anonymous January 10 2006, 05:37:14 UTC

I have a fire hose stuck in my anus.

anonymous January 10 2006, 05:38:17 UTC

Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart!

GO PLANET!

With your powers combined I am Captain Planet!

Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
He's our powers magnified,
And he's fighting on the planet side

Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
Gonna help him put us under,
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder

"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"

We're the planeteers,
You can be one too!
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do,
Looting and polluting is not the way,
Hear what Captain Planet has to say:

"THE POWER IS YOURS!!"

anonymous January 24 2008, 05:05:39 UTC

I think Micjagger has died.