I Am A: Lawful Good Human Paladin (3rd Level)

Ability Scores:

Strength-13

Dexterity-11

Constitution-15

Intelligence-15

Wisdom-16

Charisma-12

Alignment:
Lawful Good A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps ( Read more... )

The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.
   Finally , the guys' side of the story!

We always hear " the rules "
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1.   Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the ( Read more... )

THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken
is leaning against
the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied
smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet,
rolls over, and
says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question..."

SMART ASS ANSWER #6:

It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.

"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.

"What are my choices?" John asked.

"Yes or no," she replied.

SMART ASS ANSWER #5:

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.

As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ( Read more... )

One foggy night, a Yankees fan was heading north from New York and a Red Sox fan was driving south from Boston. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.

The Red Sox fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.

He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"

Likewise, the ( Read more... )

What's everyone thinking of this one?

http://www.active-venture.com/

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

Ok, that's a lie.

Real great news: Fuitadnet finally released me AND the site!

Next step: decide on a new host, one who preferably doesn't suck!

(Post copied from taleofphilla, which you people should be a part of!)

That right. Comic #100 is up. Although once you see the thing, you might be with me in thinking a single number doesn't do it justice. I could go on, but it would be best to see for yourself.

I can't thank all you people enough (you know who you are) who keep pushing me along with this project. Time-consuming as it often is, it really is a blast to ( Read more... )

Rather unexpected I must say. I think it's 'cause we're both country bumkins or something.

Life Updates 08/28/06 ( Read more... )