A woman who is uncomfortable watching a guy ( Read more... )

A 6'8", 280-pound black man walked into a bar, sat down next to a white guy, and said, "I's big and I's black and I love to fuck white women!" The guy was so terrified that he put down his beer and ran out of the bar ( Read more... )

This one is pretty funny ( Read more... )

It's times like these that make you wonder why ( Read more... )

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules ( Read more... )

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?" She says, "What's that?" He says, "We go to my house and screw, and then you disappear ( Read more... )

Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers. "Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?" "Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book. Goldie persisted. "Do you like gardening?" The man again looked up from his book. "Yes, I do," he said ( Read more... )

A guy walks into a bar and orders 5 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "5 shots?" "Yes", the guy says, "I'm celebrating my first blow job." The bartender replies, "hell let me buy you 1!" "No thanks" the guy says, "If 5 don't get the taste out of my mouth, then the 6th won't matter ( Read more... )

A little girl is taking a shower with her father. She looks up to him and says, "Daddy, what is that?" Her father replies, "That is my penis." And in turn the daughter asks, "When do I get a penis on me?" Without hesitation the father replies, "As soon as mommy goes to the store ( Read more... )

So one day a guy was sitting in his living room when he heard a knock at his door. He gets up to see who it is. When he opened the door he saw that it was a snail. He then kicked the snail down the hall and went back to his living room. About a week later the guy hears a knock at his door. He goes to see who was there. As he opened the door the ( Read more... )