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[microbugs]

Puppies are unforgivably expensive!Take it from me, as I would really like a dog and at best I will have to find a way to pay for one using my... pocket lint and coffee beans. I suspect that if a breeder comes onto the scene offering puppies of good quality at a price of around $100, they are probably harassed, beaten by other breeders, and

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[marienkind]

Did you want a puppy...?

[microbugs]

Yes! Better company than this network, I gotta say ):.

[marienkind]

M-maybe. Do you-- we're in the same school, yes? Uhm, are you settling well enough?

[microbugs]

Yeah, I guess. I am like a stripy chameleon; highly adaptable to all situations :D. Why?

[your_memoria]

Wow You are a very special child...

[microbugs]

Hey. Didn't your mommy ever teach you the part where if you don't have something nice to say, don't say it?

[your_memoria]

No. I don't have a mother.

[microbugs]

That's not an excuse for anything, pally.

[morphball]

Get a cat instead. There's no siamadoodles or anything weird like that. Unless you want a Ragamuffin. That's the cat equivelant of a Corgi. So I guess there are dumb names for cats. But they cost less.

[microbugs]

But I don't like cats ):. For some strange reason, people get a pet cat thinking that it will be all sunshine and roses.

But adult cats, when they play like kittens, hurt. Badly. And they're jerks who ignore you all the time unless you chase them down and HARASS THEM WITH LOVE. Cats also cannot keep their proverbial pants on. They are animal sluts because GOD MADE THEM THAT WAY. And then suddenly the cat has nineteen kittens and within a year there are about 1800 new cats all having sex and spreading feline AIDS and ruining everything ):.

[morphball]

...that's why you spay or neuter them. You're doing them a favor by doing that.

[microbugs]

But some people DON'T because they're stupid and lazy. I'm speaking from a purely general perspective, and cat sex is the ugliest sound ever, man.