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[008]
After a long absence, I have a great lesson to share with you all:
I got suspended. MAN. Okay, for the lame oldbies who don't hang in this... groovin' jive they call Tartarus, recently, there were about 3 chickens splattered on the pavement. This is the deal because I am so kind to document this incident for the world ( Read more... ) -
[007]
You're ALL A BUNCH OF DRAMA QUEENS.
Blah blah blah beat the horse some more, it ain't dead enough yet, folks. You obviously haven't played enough real time tactics games. -
[006] Halloween Safety?
It seems that in the few years that I have skipped ahead (there's gotta be some sort of ramifications for time travel) into this town, Halloween has gotten somewhat more strict. Now, safety is no laughing matter, I guess, but with things like X-rays to scan candy for razor blades offered at hospitals or wearing hypoallergenic face paint instead of ( Read more... ) -
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The leadership here is generally lackluster, I've noticed, so I present:
OPTION B
When it comes to pure decision making prowess, there's one inanimate object that millions turn to everyday: The Magic Eight Ball. The 8-Ball has many good leadership qualities: It is accessible to the public (Just ask a question, give it a shake, and you'll get its ( Read more... ) -
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Well, as I was trying to make my rounds today, some lady with a giant purse totally aced me in the head when she turned around too quickly and then I saw something. Not stars, but THE SECRET TO PROPER DEMONSTRATIONS:
OBESITY STRIKES.It takes strength of both mind and body to overeat, but choosing not to eat is just lazy. Any old joe can chain ( Read more... ) -
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Puppies are unforgivably expensive!Take it from me, as I would really like a dog and at best I will have to find a way to pay for one using my... pocket lint and coffee beans. I suspect that if a breeder comes onto the scene offering puppies of good quality at a price of around $100, they are probably harassed, beaten by other breeders, and ( Read more... ) -
[002] Story time!
All was quiet on the homefront. Out of boredom, a young man decided one day he would chase the ducks that hung out near a dock on a lake. He chased the ducks, and captured one by the neck. He held it up like a glowing, quacking trophy, and we all saw it, and felt blessed ( Read more... ) -
[001]
There was an adult/big kid group in one of the classrooms upstairs holding a session called "Where is Jesus in Tartarus Academy" which I really wanted to go to but was forcibly dragged back to class. I was hoping for some sort of wide scale Where's Waldo action that I could flail my arms at and point Jesus out because I am awesome like that. And if ( Read more... )