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[microbugs]

There was an adult/big kid group in one of the classrooms upstairs holding a session called "Where is Jesus in Tartarus Academy" which I really wanted to go to but was forcibly dragged back to class. I was hoping for some sort of wide scale Where's Waldo action that I could flail my arms at and point Jesus out because I am awesome like that. And if

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[marienkind]

...W-what? T-t-terroist? I don't think--

Ah...I think he meant literal rats. This place tends to be a bit on the vague side?

[microbugs]

Yes Terrorists! I mean maaan, come on, there's no need for violence! I'm FRENCH; it's like a rule not to hit French because if we piss you off, just shake a goddamn gun at us and we'll get out of the way. I won't, but he could have had the courtesy to TRY.

Oh. Were YOU talking about rats too?

[marienkind]

...Uhm. I don't think anyone would...hurt you?

No, only what I heard...I'm sorry.

[microbugs]

So... no monsters then?

ARGH. MISLEADING! Curse this network!

[devilwearsred]

They're giant rats. I'm not sure how much clearer that can be unless I pin one to your door.

[microbugs]

Radioactive alien rats then?

[devilwearsred]

Did I say "radioactive alien"?

[microbugs]

Che! Lame. Nothing to see here then, moving along.

[get_in_there]

You know what? Those lectures or things I tend to avoid, since, you know, RUMOR HAS IT THIS PLACE USED TO BE A PRISON, we get a lot of the crazy Jesus folk. But it makes it more interesting. AND:

- Food is expensive, because we're being controlled by crazys.
- It's downstairs, in the North wing, it's like riiiight in front of the playground or whatever they'e calling that place standing of BARS now
- The whole PLACE IS NASTY
- This place is stuck in the stone age?
- I HEAR ONE OF THE PHOTOGRAPHY TEACHERS HAS THIS
AWESOME CAMERA THAT EXORCISES GHOSTS :OOO. But that DOES sound like fun.

Rats, rats...I think those are real rats, thank GOD. I don't know about rumors, but they are rumors. Unless zombies are coming out, don't worry.

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW, TOO. BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE THINGS MORE EXCITING.

[microbugs]

Aaahahaha, what's this? Someone else not stuck up or retarded on the network? GASP. HEY, NEW KID, look out the window, I want to know if pigs are a-flyin'!

And suddenly! ENLIGHTENMENT! Thank you, mysterious stranger in the shadows! But camera exorcisms are dumb. I want guns that shoot crazy lasers that cause those darn ghosts to explode.

APPARENTLY, THIS PLACE LIED TO ME. IT IS NOT EXCITING SO FAR. WHYYYY?

[get_in_there]

You think THESE guys are stuck up? Oh, please, I know a man that would make you drown in his ego. I WISH pigs were flying outside, that would be really neat! But wait for it...you never know.

<3 IT IS WHAT I TRY TO DO, BUT YES. I think you can find games like that that make ghosts explode. AT LEAST I THINK SO.

I DON'T KNOOOOW. WE CAN FIND SOMETHING? TERRORIZE THE NETWORK?

[microbugs]

Pssht, of course the GAMES exist. But arghghghghadgksf, my GBA is killing my batteries with its oldness and annoying dead pixels, and apparently, YOU GUYS HAVE THE NEXT GENERATION OF NINTENDOS IN THIS PLACE? So, suddenly, the... future...present time rocks.

But on the other hand, it is a big dumb tease because I don't have enough cashmoneys for a NDS right now and need that job REALLY SOON or I may explode with want myself. And you guys also have these really sleek new CONSOLES too. DAMNIT WHY COULDN'T I BE BORN LATER?

The network is stupid. Any other bright ideas?