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~*BASICS*~
NAME: The gus
AGE: 22
LOCATION: Mexicoland
FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS/WTFEVER: Daft Punk and stuff
~*OPINIONS*~
KEN JENNINGS: B& drom RQ, i dont care about the real ona
SXE (IT'S NOT FUCKEN SEX, IT STANDS FOR STRAIGHTXEDGE): they need anal stimulation
BEASTIALITY: fuck your dog if you want to, just don't dress as furry
GROUPHUG.US: i think they are lying
ANGELINA JOLIE'S CRAZY-HUGE LIPS: scary, but not enought for me to deny oral sex
LOW-FAT POPTARTS: you can't find them in my lands (thank god)
LOW-CARB FOODS: easier for models to vomit them
~*OTHER*~
PLEASE TELL US SOMETHING GROSS ABOUT YOURSELF (grouphug.us-style confession. not a lame one, plz): my hand has been in every human hole possible, i've smelled all human's secretion. Oh and i this one time i ate a big box of cereal and then vomited it, but the cereal tasted so good that i ate a little vomit after finishing.
PLEASE TELL US THE STORY OF HOW MOTHER ANGELICA LOST HER EYE: having hard rough sex with the pope
WRITE A HAIKU ABOUT LEPROSY (five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables):
hansen they call me
epithelium for meal
antibiotic
PROMOTE THIS COMMUNITY IN A JOURNAL OR ANOTHER COMMUNITY. PUT A LINK TO THE ENTRY HERE (WE WILL FUCKEN CHECK):
http://springsjournal.livejournal.com/71093.html
http://emo-vance.livejournal.com/10815.html
DRAW SOMETHING IN 1 MINUTE IN MS PAINT (NO FUCKEN PHOTOSHOP!!!) WE WILL KNOW IF YOU'RE LYING, YOU FUCK:
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