Comments | microwavehero: Valentine Wishes

microwavehero

Valentine Wishes

Feb 14, 2011 08:57

A guy like me doesn't mess around when it comes to collecting booty! This is a shout out to all my loves in HvZ... um, taken out of context I really look like a slut. But I'm not! I swear!! Oh, loves that I've banged and loves that I've considered banging and just people I have somehow been romantically linked to... ( CUT FOR SLAMMIN RHYMES BITCHEZ )

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northernclaude February 14 2011, 19:33:19 UTC

WHUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT???????

why you little... DDDDD:<<<<<<

microwavehero February 14 2011, 20:01:02 UTC

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY BEER-BUDDY!
=D

northernclaude February 14 2011, 20:24:58 UTC

There was a young man named Luke
Everything he could, he would nuke
He parboiled his willy
'Til it was very squishy
And thereafter he never could f--

microwavehero February 14 2011, 20:33:24 UTC

Bwhahaha!

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microwavehero February 14 2011, 22:27:35 UTC

You see what I did there? A pun, or play on words, using Peter and the amusing colloquialism 'peter' to refer to a penis?

*IZ REALLY RATHER PROUD!*

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microwavehero February 14 2011, 22:57:11 UTC

*BEAMS WITH PRIDE*