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[merrybrandybuck]

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Anyone out there?

Anyone?

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[manofrohan]

'ello?

[merrybrandybuck]

Well helloooo there! *wink*

What might your name be?

[helmsdaughter]

*eyes*

[merrybrandybuck]

Woah.

You almost parallel my hotness.
Seems you are a worthy lover opponent.

[mayorsamgamgee]

New mun?

Well, technically...I'm not. But, I'm goin' to stare at you like the fucking ninnyhammer I am, anyways.

[merrybrandybuck]

Nope, same old, same old.

Hahaha. Ninnyhammer! Oh that's brilliant. Really, I must've come up with that in my younger years. Did I? I must've.

Although you may not remember since I probably didn't say it to your face.

Oh, really, much love. And don't worry I wont try to lust after your kids this time. But why are you 'techincally' not here?

[esmereldatook]

And don't worry I wont try to lust after your kids this time.

*relieved sigh*

[merrybrandybuck]

Oh mummy mummy! <3

Please do come by and make me something to eat. We'll gossip and such and do things that mums and sons do.

[7thequiet]

Yes. Unfortunately for you.

[merrybrandybuck]

Oooh.

That sounded like a threat. I like it.

So why is your presence so unfortunate for me? Or is that to be later revealed...

[gollum]

ain't no sunshine when she's gone.

[bohemianvegan]

I'm here!