I just won the WBRU contest for tickets to taste of chaos, tomorrow i go to the studio for a chance to play with them at the show, listen between 3 and 6pm and wish me luck!

What the hell .:sigh:.

Round 2: a complete and total success!

Mike Had a Great Day.

Mike had money,

Mike bought booze,

Mike bought bud,

Mike bought juice.

Mike had friends, they all came

We all rocked out and had an awesome day!

Love all you guys. <3

JIM GAFFIGAN TOMMOROW!, with my bff (boyfriend forever) Devin Kapko.

True events:

Creepy guy lives next door

Creepy guy stops me on my way to work to offer me a beer

Creepy guy shows up at my work to say HI to everyone

Creepy guy leaves three rose shaped pops on the front counter

Creepy guy tries to sell me road salt

Creepy guy is really well, creepy.

People say shopping when you're hungry is hard. Try doin' it when you're hungry and baked. (pop tarts)

Master Meal =

1 Large Fry (BK)

1 Double Cheeseburger (McD's)

5 Piece Chicken Nugget (Wendy's)

1 Soft Taco and Large Pepsi (Taco Bell)

Submit your master meals!

FUCK FUCK, FUCK FUCK FUCK

I feel whole again for the first time in months. I'm lovin' it.