"What did you do in OT?"
"They rolled me around on a ball and stuff. I threw a ball, it was heavy. I, um. Made a wallet. Do you still make wallets?"
"Not so much."

I hate going to bed alone.

it's all such a mess.

Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping in.

Keep your teeth in, Betty.

pH of the blood is 7.35 to 7.45, total WBC count - 4,000 to 11,000.  Neutrophils, lymphocytes, monocytes, eosinophils, basophils.  And albumin does not belong in your urine.

Oh yeah, I'm ready for this shit.

Dogs are just nailing that corpse.

And so we have that.

March is National Kidney Month!

Glomeruli and juxtamedullary nephrons for everyone! (and especially for Lisa)

Is there a proper way to indicate to someone that a large amount of snow is falling? I keep looking out the window and thinking, "It's pouring snow...wait. What?" I bet the Eskimos have a way of saying this.

Good luck with that cerebral edema.