what a good birthday

[midgetfarmers]

for those of you who missed your midget farmer birthday last night... its ok there is always next year... the party is going to be in Amsterdam... Mushrooms and Moon pies

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I will make you suffer

[scottiefreeman]

Faggot

Scottie Freeman

[scottiefreeman]

Express yourself. Don't regress yourself.

~Madonna

PS Thanks for that night in the van. wink wink

yo scottie pfeiffer

[mattagosta]

My life sucks sooooooooo bad right now because my life is on its way to ending up like yours: drinking heavily, smoking herb, losing all of my money because of a smog check, trying to make friends with people half my age, living in a van, begging 19 year old girls to sign me up on an open mic list on Sunday afternoons, making friends with 30 your old insane men who shave their legs and call themselves "the WOLF" and being completely oblivious to the bombage I bring to the stage.

Just a little heads up: criticism is a two-way street and you put this shit on the internet on a daily basis. Keep talking shit but don't be baffled by the consequences of your actions.

ps You and a brother named Dane Henderson would have great conversations. You can ride in his ice cream truck and sell ice cream sandwiches out of it.

pps I don't care that you didn't like my set. You liked Judy McDonald's so you're obviously very new to comedy (still love you Judy!).

Re: yo scottie pfeiffer

[midgetfarmers]

yo little mat mang... midget was not trying to dish ya... please know that... just trying to have a little fun... sorry ya came out a goose... not sure what anamial i am going to be... i might be a three toed sloth... or even the dodo bird... or i may just be the fat old farmer... i was thinking about that after the post

[stalkingcrudder]

happy birthday, scottie

it is midget's birthday not that scottie guy

[midgetfarmers]

thank you but it was your birthday as well... remember you are me and i am you that makes you a Midget Farmer to... hope you are comming in to work today...