YAY!!! I actually did something good! I won my wrestling match! Exclaimation! Anyway, that is teh 1337 hacksor, (sp?) especially since I'm wrestling up a weight class. Not much else going on, so.... comment? I think being short is underrated, and all the damn high school kids point and laugh at me. I want to kick them in the crotch. Except the ( Read more... )

The fact that I'm updating on Christmas Eve should tell you how lame my life is. My birthday was 6 days ago, then i went to my grandmother's house for a few days, which is why i haven't updated/been on AIM for a while. Oh well. I didn't really have much to say anyway, nothing ever really changes around here. Anyway, comment with what religion you ( Read more... )

So I'm not going on the 8A trip. I got into an argument with my dad, and during it he asked if I really wanted to go. I said, in a bad mood, mind you, "I don't care." He translated this to mean: "I've been telling you I want to go for weeks, got you to spend $120 on it, so please go tell them I don't want to go." So he did. And now I'm sitting here ( Read more... )

So....Nobody comments....at all....Oh well. I like....games....and food....to a lesser extent.... I hate work, especially forced work. Wrestling is fun, even though it's work. I lost my first match, but it wasn't official, so it didn't matter. Meanwhile, in Halloweentown, Jack has gone missing! But he returns with ideas of taking over Christmas. ( Read more... )

Conjugal Visits! Anyway, i got nothing to do. Wrestling started. Mmm, mmm wrestling. At least it's something to do.

I get a lot(1) of requests for new episodes of my show. Too bad. Not now. I feel like I just drank 2 gallons of burbon. I have a GIGANTIC headache. I'm not going to update this very often, so don't expect it. Does anyone else think Lenard looks like Ellen DeGeneres? I also think that it would be cool if everyone could....fly....and....float...? ( Read more... )

Well, because of you guys, future Pimp episodes have ben permanently cacelled. Though a couple of George Washingtons could cure that. Anyway, I just realized how few friends I have. There's....uh.....Paco? Anyway, I'm the only one reading these, so....Frost is an annoying bitch! He blames me because a couple kids stole a marker from me and marked ( Read more... )

Just so you guys know, i will randomly make episodes of my "shows." So don't expect many of them. I got a new "Pimp ( Read more... )

Due to the low, low comments on Pimp my Brent, future episodes have been canceled. But check out these new shows for ElfNetwork's fall lineup ( Read more... )

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