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Just Shut the Fuck Up and Listen for a Second, Asshole!
Okay, it’s been ages since I’ve updated, and I know every one you have been waiting with bated breath for me to come back and tell you all about everything! Well, I’m not going to. You see, I went and got myself knocked up, and if there is ever going to be a chance for this kid to have a sibling, I can’t keep track of all the nightmarish crap ( Read more... ) -
I Can't Believe You Don't See the Problem
Yeah, yeah... I'm going to start the way most of these post do. With an apology for not writing for a while and then just coming in and bitching. Hey, I should stop that. The apologizing, I mean. I'm not actually sorry, and I'm not actually going to stop doing it, so ( Read more... ) -
This is why I don't go to Walmart
All right, I admit it. I seem to be using this journal as a bitching and moaning place. Hey, it’s where I feel safe! I’m anonymous and no one can give me that look. You know, that look. The one that says, “Not this shit again.” I know y’all feel it, but you can suck it, because this is my journal and I’ll do what I want!
And what I want to ( Read more... ) -
Head Nodding and "Uh Huh" Actually Means "Go Fuck Yourself"
Okay, this probably won’t be a very long post, and I know how all of you so enjoy my longwinded, rambling posts, so I apologize. Well, it’s a half hearted apology, but that’s what you get ( Read more... ) -
When I Was Your Age...
Okay, so I just looked and the only friend I have on livejournal who has not 86 their account is you, Kevin. Congrats! You win! Um... well, you don't actually win anything other than the joy of telling people that you won. So... yeah ( Read more... ) -
Kicking Ass and Processing Collections.
Yes, I am still alive ( Read more... ) -
I'm still here
Yeah, I'm still here. I just don't have anything to say!
But everytime I come across this place, I feel bad that I haven't posted, so this post is for me! -
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I didn’t forget Halloween. I was just busy doing stuff. Deal with it.
Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving to everyone who comes across this page. I keep hearing that everything is about to turn to shit, so I think we should all just be glad that we’re okay for now.
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As flies to wanton boys are gods to us
Yeah, “Don’t expect much!” So fuck you and your expectations.
Anyway, Mr. Midgetyaz and I have been talking about religion a lot lately. Secretly, I think he’s amazed I believe in God. You do, too? Yeah, well fuck you! I believe in God! My God! And I like Him! My God is pretty cool. He’s not like those other gods that those angry people ( Read more... ) -
Spaghetti on the Fork in the Road
Okay, it’s May.
Why was everyone so shocked to hear “Happy May Day!” Is that no longer a standard greeting on May 1st? Oh well. I told everyone that we should get drunk and dance around a pole, and they definitely didn’t get what I was saying.
Yeah, so now my co-workers think I want to bring stripping to the office. Is it really a bad ( Read more... )