LIKE, SNAP OUT OF IT

[midnightnation]

So I was hanging out in my best whore garb minding my own business when this guy came up to me and asked what my name was. He smelled a bit and his name was synonymous with 'douche bag' but I TOTALLY just started blowing him! It was insane! I think he really loves me. I wonder when he'll call.

Comments

[child_of_death]

DON'T POST THINGS LIKE THIS WHEN I'M DRINKING SODA!! >_

[jewable]

Well if you didn't swallow then OBVIOUSLY he's not going to call. I mean, c'mon Steve. Love without swallowing? Please. What kind of a cheap skank are you? Do it right next time.

(Have I successfully crossed the line? Awesome.)

[midnightnation]

don't drink soda when I post things like this, BIIIATCH!

[crookedtears]

Go to bed.