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Shit breaks are haven.I ran into an opposing vacation shitter today at work. This is to say that I was waiting for someone to finish and leave the bathroom before I would do my business, only to find that he was playing the same game. I salute you, my brother, for you realize the importance of ( Read more... )

So I was hanging out in my best whore garb minding my own business when this guy came up to me and asked what my name was. He smelled a bit and his name was synonymous with 'douche bag' but I TOTALLY just started blowing him! It was insane! I think he really loves me. I wonder when he'll call.

Finally went out and bought a wireless router so I've got interweb access in the new casa now. The previous lack of interweb in the new casa would probably explain my strange disappearance from said interweb.

Hey kids. What's up? Nothing? That's cool. How are things? good? good. It's been a while.

I had a big, wordy review typed out, but no one wants to read it so I'll just say this; I'm getting tired of potentially great movies being bungled in the second draft because of box-office pressure. If warner bros had possessed the courage to stay true to character and make a super-natural film noir instead of a generic action film + demons I ( Read more... )

Kat totally ruins moments.

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The red rush halted
from this heart to your harbor
the condom is too tight.

I'm thinking that I'll only speak in spontaneous internet poetry henceforth:

melancholy days now
autumn rains bow proud roses
sometimes too much so

Sat in the park today and wrote some poetry. Hope all you romantics enjoy:

Sour typing today
from love's labour last eve
Your dick hurt my hand