It was perhaps a week ago that I didn't have much of an answer when Lizza asked me what my goals are. I thought I'd make a short list as they pop into my head in no particular order ( Read more... )

Standing atop the charred remains of my advisaries, I came to realize that something very special was missing from my life.

So I asked the three-year question today. It came out fractured and shortened, and I'm not sure she took it as seriously as I meant it, but it was said and I can't regret that ( Read more... )

I, I mean the Editor, had a big, funny thing typed out for this but it was full of spelling errors and stuff so he trashed it. You, I mean the reader, will just have to trust that it was really funny and really clever. Just let it be known that the article is written in the perspective of Paige, the Glendalian equivalent to a La Canada soccer mom. ( Read more... )

when this thing gets an update. Was I really at Rocky Cola for two hours? It didn't seem like two hours, but clocks don't lie. Or do they? Fucking clocks. Two hours or no two hours, I certainly over-stayed my welcome. That's for damn sure ( Read more... )

I need to stop fucking around with my life and the life of others ( Read more... )

I stayed up all night working on the set and am grossly disapointed with it. I got sloppy at the end while cutting the locker doors, so they look like shit. One pair is even two inches taller than the others. How the hell did I pull that one off? Everything always looks decent until the finishing touches are put on ( Read more... )

This election has revolved around terrorism,Iraq, and American moral values. Since I'm an asshole, I'd like to show everyone how meaningless these issues are. I am of course showing you nothing new, but merely putting things into perspective for people who will never read this journal.

Average Annual Causes of Deaths in the United States and of ( Read more... )

I've had nothin to write lately because once I wake up, check my e-mail, and check my wire taps, my day is pretty much over. So I guess I'll write about that.

Yesterday was cool. I stepped into the shower while still wearing pants and later learned stick shift. Coincidence? I think not. Today was alright too. Started work on the 5-6 play's set. I feel like a pedophile though. Cruising my old high school while little girls hit on me.

In a related story;
Earlier this month an Oregon man discovered that ( Read more... )