Billy Wilder runs into Louis Malle, who has just made his most expensive film at two and a half million dollars. Wilder asks Malle what the film is about and Malle tells Wilder, "Well, it's sort of a dream within a dream." Wilder responds, "You just lost two and a half million dollars."

My Art History midterm is on friday and I do not know a single slide. I haven't worked or studied for anything in well over two years and am having insurmountable troubles getting into habbit. You are reading the words of a man who is absolutely fucked. I never should have signed up for that class. Shit, I never should have signed up for any of my ( Read more... )

Dear whomever stole my bike today;
It's bright orange and it's half broken. I hope you feel like a chump.

-Steve-o

Fifteen year-olds are trying to have sex with me, and that's why I don't believe in God.

Welcome back to the editor's pedestal. In this edition we shall examine a creature of unimaginable horror that is at the same time a source of mind-blowing hilarity. Join us as we travel deep into the heart of darkness to gain some insight to the world of the illusive ex-girlfriend and raise the question, "Do they actually MAKE these people ( Read more... )

Most 'coming-of-age' films strive for that holy grail of audience relation. The idea that the audience will relate to and feel that they know these fictional characters- and for me that's what sets 'Garden State' apart. I don't feel like I know Zach Braff's Andrew Largeman. I feel like he knows me. Like he's been inside this insecure head and felt ( Read more... )

I'm really starting to love the people in my classes. I know I didn't before, but I had judged them wrongly. The surrounding high schools and junior colleges should pat themselves on the back for producing such impressive stu- HAHAHA! Sorry, I just couldn't keep up that bullshit any longer. These people really are idiots ( Read more... )

Recently a friend posted about relationship troubles, and one of the comments made goes as follows;

"you people are crazy! In the words of Bobby McFerrin, "Don't worry, be happy now. Oo, oo ooo oo..." Life is too short to be stressed, so everyone chill out, and realize though "relationships" are nice, they aren't a necesity for survival. The only ( Read more... )

Lately I've felt a strong urge to go to Rocky Cola. Why? Why indeed ( Read more... )

Dear gothic kids ( Read more... )