amy is sick.
if anybody actually reads this, pray for her.
pray for us.
thanks.

it's funny how women orgasm when they look at wedding pictures.
they enjoy weddings too much. even other peoples.
maybe that's why they're always trying to divorce you.

1). she is loyal and dedicated to God ( Read more... )

so like., uhh, this guy i work with is like getting married or something! and i'm like sooo jealous cuz i want to get married or something. jee whiz. it's sooo like not fair. i want to get married. me, me, me!!

yeah. i'm cool. i'm in the middle of a telecon right now. it's kinda like a huge meeting with people all around the united states. it's kinda like a united nations meeting. all kinds of silly people from silly places. lots of accents and hard to understand people. i really hope this thing gets over before 12p. i want to get out of this

amy and i went on a roadtrip to van's house this weekend. i had a blast. amy and van are the most amazing girls in the world (i have proof). our weekend consisted of a trip to pismo, wandering around downtown san luis, vanessa buying out boo-boo records, sleeping and eating burnt pancakes. i was really looking forward to the double-date at ( Read more... )

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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what's the thing i love the most about my job? there is a beach right down the street. i love it. it's nice to be able to take off and go to the beach whenever i get bored / tired at / with work ( Read more... )