Toy Store Dick

[mieyed]

Man, I love coming to class incredibly tired and slightly hung-over. It makes me feel like the world is my toy store, and all the people in the world are just children with no money dancing around me, unaware of the goblets of drool hanging precipitously from their mouths until those goblets fall on their shirts, snapping them back into reality

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[kexcell]

"One day, when you have enough money to buy all these things, you will no longer want them. Where're you parents."

[mieyed]

Don't you mean "Where're your parents."?