Right in the Face

[mieyed]

Today I was walking with my eyes to the sky, searching for what it could give me. A guy saw me doing this and asked, "looking for God, Brother?" Then I sneezed in his face and said "no" while I walked away.

Comments

[kdollarsign]

the religious are attracted to me.

[mieyed]

You're lucky. No one is attracted to me.

[mieyed]

Yeah but who defines the terms "homophobes" and "solace" and "soul?" The homos, thats who. So even if your anti-homophobic ass is right, I want nothing to with it. "It" being your ass and the terms defined by homos.

[jacksonmang]

Hahaha. What I would of said: "Dude, I already found god and now I'm looking for the giant bag of money to fall out of the sky like he promised me."

Either that or: "No sir, I strained my neck while having crazy anal sex with a crack whore and now I have to hold my head this way or it hurts too bad."

Oooh, here's another one (adapted from a David Cross bit): "I've been fasting for the death of christian leaders and their families. Now I'm looking to the skies and praying for a real rain to come and wash all the christian scum off the earth. By the way....... do you know the forcast?"

[mieyed]

I would have said all of that, were I clever enough. When I lay in my bed at night I pretend that I said all of those things, and I sleep better because of it.

[kexcell]

Rule for non-christians in the existance of christians:
There are no manners expressed towards Christians!

They need adversity to "be real." Otherwise, what are they but lie bags, phamplets, and jars of clay.

[mieyed]

You're right, I mean, if someone wanted to be known as a christian, and there was no flow to "go against," would they go to heaven?

[mangelamustdie]

so, did you get laid last night?

[mieyed]

No, but I had a dream in which this happened