That's the problem. I'm too attractive to women.

Mar 25, 2005 00:03

Today I got off the bus in front of the art building and a girl asked me if she could paint a picture of me. My wise reply was thus: "You may, if you can make me look more attractive." She then, with little or no pause, refused the challenge, walked away, sat down, and began to meditate on my words. While I was engrossed in the wisdom of my own ( Read more... )

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Well christ be damned kexcell March 28 2005, 03:16:02 UTC
I'll bet it was one of those unstable girls. So you did a good job killing her... you did kill her, right?

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Re: Well christ be damned mieyed March 28 2005, 16:25:42 UTC
Only indirectly, and it is quite possible that my father or my brother (god and jesus, respectively) did it. They are very protective of me, something about the fate of the world they keep talking about.

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Re: Well christ be damned kexcell April 4 2005, 23:14:07 UTC
Well!? Well... Well

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