*pops up and goes spying on his daughter*

*staggers out of the cupboard with a post-it on his forehead and cobwebs on his suit*

*peels the post-it off*

*reads*

"Name: Morgoth Melkor. Age: Indeterminate. If found, please do not return."

Humph.

*gets Lisse a pet*

( The pet )

* plots*

Perhaps the minion-breeding plan will pay off this time round...

*finishes the fortress, right up to and including the spiky turrets and the assorted precipices, towers, dungeons, torture chambers, sekrit passages, caves, caverns, porno parlours, armouries and looming gates*

*etc, etc*

*gloats*

*has been setting up his own network of spies, including various small and unpleasant creatures*

*receives a communication*

*O_o*

*manifests his whomping hammer*

WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS THE FUCKER WHO'S DEFILING MY BABY GIRL????

*looks for victims*

*marshalls the orcs to begin digging out a Fortress of Doooooom*

*strolls around town being conspicuous*

*finds this hysterically amusing*

*creeps out and kidnaps Elves under cover of darkness*