*turns up outside your cage with a magnum of champagne and a straw*

Project: Seduce Sauron Back To The Dark.

....

*really has no idea what to do*

Because Eonwe won't shag me I bothered my mun into making me new icons. Now the silly bint needs help in deciding which ones to use.

( The Icons )

*grits his teeth* Sauron?

Oh, raicanya? *waggles hips suggestively*

*struts*

YOU!!! WHAT IN MY NAME DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

*invents Dubya*

ENTERTAIN ME, DAMMIT!

*plots evilly*

*has absolutely no ideas*

CATAMITE!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*pouts sexily*

*chainsmokes*