Tomorrow I will be a man of the Sea.

I fail at life.

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LET ME FEEL THE SPIIIIIRIT SOOOOOOAAAR! DESTROY THE ENEMY ( Read more... )

The other day Akash searched urbandictionary.com for "ass master".
Among the definitions it had was one that went like this-

Ass Master-
A man that chooses ass as his lifestyle.

"Johnny is a rich ass master."

For one reason or another, this had me laughing harder than most anything I've seen in a good long while.

So recently here's what I've decided ( Read more... )

If any of your fellow Hs@Mc students would like an exciting and challenging task that will sharpen your intellect, follow the medieval project rubric using a knight as your chosen medieval profession, and do not write your name anywhere on there, but rather write "John kevill", and hand it to the aforementioned person tomorrow. That will be all,

Someone! Anyone! Save me from the forces of suck!

So, I have made a conclusion today, which is the worst day in recent memory, in regards to the fact that things were generally bad, and mediocre at best. I cannot name anything good that happened today. Nothing at all! Argh ( Read more... )

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