Clear your Farside flip-calendar ( Read more... )

I've always wanted an interesting time-travel book. Not the same old boring thing where some smart, adaptable guy intentionally goes to the future and is agog with all of the wonder he sees around him ( Read more... )

Okay, the PS3 is going to cost $500. And even that isn't enough, apperantly. Sony will have to sell 20MILLION UNITS JUST TO BREAK EVEN ( Read more... )

Weezer sucks ( Read more... )

Cliff just left again for FT Benning. So it’ll be until the beginning of March until I see him again. But we had a real good time. He’s my second best friend (future wife has to be the first, duh), and we can always pick up right where we left off. And he can always get me sick, apparently. I really wanted to go to the gym today, but Cliff’s ( Read more... )

It is possibly one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen in my life. It wasn’t bad in its execution, like any of the “Charlie’s Angels” movies, if you will. It was terrible in its concept ( Read more... )

Coroner, talking about a dead body: She had a hip replacement within the last year. Also, she's had an oophorectomy.
Orbach, the best detective ever: *pause* So she had her "oophers" removed?

Law and Order is the best.

1) In the same class with "Art of War" asshole, there is this really nervous freshman-esque senior who is trying his damnedest to look trendy as hell. You know, I-vacation-in-the-Hamptons-but-I'm-a-rebel-so-I-don't-tuck-in-my-shirt-and-both-of-my-ears-are-pierced. Oh-and-my-intentionally-dirty-white-baseball-cap-is-backwards. We all see people ( Read more... )

To the asshole in my research class ( Read more... )

Okay, I’ve been in a funk lately and one of the consequences is I’m kind of..well..paranoid. I think everyone is looking at me and talking about me and just waiting to stick their middle-finger into my brain ( Read more... )