Those of you who know me -- in other words, anyone who happens to be reading my first LJ update in like seven months -- know that I'm a serial exaggerator
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You should be ashamed for liking Maroon 5. I saw em live once (for free). Worst touring band ever. Maybe it was a bad night but they sucked. I would rather watch gay porn with Elton John than have to go to another maroon 5 concert.
Believe me, I am ashamed. Though "I would rather watch gay porn with Elton John than..." is going to be my new method of refusing things.
"Brussels sprouts? I'd rather watch gay porn with Elton John than eat Brussels sprouts!"
The thing about Maroon 5 is, they're insanely catchy. All their songs sound the same, which means they're immediately recognizable. It's tough to avoid enjoyment.
I'm disappointed at not having been one of those you've mentioned previously as being the "funniest man alive". I made you choke on margaritas at Mikey T.'s place.
It's true. The adverse effects of alcohol made me forget most of that night, but that was memorable -- and hilarious. So, for what it's worth, I'm recanting: Brad is also one of the funniest men alive. Indubitably.
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Quality update though
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"Brussels sprouts? I'd rather watch gay porn with Elton John than eat Brussels sprouts!"
The thing about Maroon 5 is, they're insanely catchy. All their songs sound the same, which means they're immediately recognizable. It's tough to avoid enjoyment.
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"Chug, chug, chug, uh, drink, swallow, imbibe, CONSUME!"
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