I was going to write a long, angsty post about how unhappy I am this holiday season, and all the things I wish I could do to make myself and those around me happier ( Read more... )

One month between posts. It's an improvement, though a pathetic one ( Read more... )

Those of you who know me -- in other words, anyone who happens to be reading my first LJ update in like seven months -- know that I'm a serial exaggerator ( Read more... )

You Are A: Lamb!

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Man...I sure could use a drink ( Read more... )

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And, courtesy of Brad, Jay and Frank:


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God, I really am such a fuckin' loser ( Read more... )

I know that this is becoming a distressingly predictable pattern. But I swear, honestly, that I have much to say, and that I'll update my LiveJournal ASAP ( Read more... )

OK, so it's a sad commentary on my intelligence that I've failed to update this for so long, and now all I have to add is this:


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