hope i didnt scare you. thought id write something. ad that was it. got back from louisville today. am in bowling green now. have my dads car and a fake id that says i am luther reece. thats a lie. sorry. i stil respect you. id have your baby. for supper. oh i do actually have my dads car. and now i want a resse's. i ate a fish sandwich, fries, and ( Read more... )

So here i am sitting at home, which is becoming more and more where i spend my time lately. Odd huh? Didnt go to jordand though apparently could have had El Faggots (our employers) not told him he was working until 7. But at least i got to stay home yay. i missed jordans halo saturday which really sucks but i got to see lyndsay, so it was for a ( Read more... )

Lance Armstrong is an atheist! and im typing by touching the screen! i might go to western later!

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Your Penis Name is: Beefy McManstick

Get your own Penis Name

I take everything away from people. I can’t think of a single time that anyone should ever remember me for. I’ve spent the last year and a half trying to figure out something about me/my life/my aspirations and I cannot say right now that I’ve learned anything. I will say the last 6 months to a year are probably my happiest that I remember, but ( Read more... )

I am planting a bean

... and so then they said "That's not my dog!"

oh god i love that one.

Pig fuck? Twice?