Righty-tighty, leftie-loosie

[mightymonju]

If anyone ever happens to tell you that changing your tire in your workplace's parking lot is a good time, run away from them as fast as you can, because they're a screaming, flaming lunatic. Especially if your tire has a screw puncturing it at a perfect 90-degree angle, and you only have one of those gimpy, clown-car replacement tires and a very

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[peroxidestings]

The only time my tire has been changed in my work parking lot, it was change by my charming boyfriend.

You should get one of those.

Ideally, not mine.

[mightymonju]

Oh don't worry, you can keep yours!

Maybe I need a manly girlfriend?

[staringgoldfish]

You mean you don't?

[staringgoldfish]

Incidentally, yes, that was the second attempt at that. I'm just about useless.

[greenguru]

Awwwww. I'm sorry. That really sucks.

See, my coworker offered to change the flat but, like you, all I had was a flat donut.

I really hope this works out for you and doesn't require two weeks of carlessness!

[mightymonju]

Well, I can see my car from out my window, and it looks substantially the same as usual, so all that's left is a trip to the tire store!

Hehehehehe, banger. I remember offering to bring you to the tire store and then bringing the tires to your car. Silly girl, wanting to use her insurance! =p

[fakie1080]

I read Dave's post about hanjobs, then read the title of your post.

I have been left unsatisfied. I thought that those were the names of your "dates" for tonight.

Oh well...

[mightymonju]

They're my dates every night!

[mittens_of_doom]

Dude, did you know, in oregon it's illegal to change your own tire?!?!?

[mightymonju]

That's ok, the one time I was out of Oregon and had to change my tire, I just batted my eyelashes at the gas station attendant and he did it for me.

[mittens_of_doom]

God! that is so my pet peeve! i hate you! You're not worth the oxygen you breathe! DIe!

[mightymonju]

What? I can't help that I'm naturally beautiful and guys totally do whatever I ask them!