Comments | mightymonju: Discovery of the day

mightymonju

Discovery of the day

May 26, 2005 23:35

Apparently I do not produce enough saliva to safely consume Triscuits.

Comments 9

discogravy May 27 2005, 04:37:04 UTC

haha, you are as smrt as presnit bush

ps it's chew then swallow.

mightymonju May 27 2005, 06:00:49 UTC

I think it should go: chew one at a time, and have a glass of water handy. Shoving three of them in there with no drink wasn't too pretty.

discogravy May 27 2005, 06:02:17 UTC

that's what i told your mom, but she wouldn't listen

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ellisbell May 27 2005, 15:26:23 UTC

Sex toys.

mightymonju May 28 2005, 02:42:47 UTC

They're a snack! They have a crappy website where you can experience them in full Flash glory here: http://www.nabiscoworld.com/triscuit/

Basically they're like square crackers that are extremely fibrous and salty. They really are like saliva sponges; even if you do have enough moisture in your mouth when you eat one, they suck it up as if they're TRYING to kill you.

But they are good, especially with some cheddar cheese.

raspberryfixx May 27 2005, 15:39:11 UTC

triscuits are an iffy lot. they are good, don't get me wrong - the garlic ones being the best - but they are dangerous. if you don't happen to chew them up enough before you swallow you can end up dead ala triscuit, or with a minor internal neck wound. more time than not, it's cases like yours where you just can't seem to get them down without an aid of some sort of saliva producing beverage.

[and try the garlic ones sometime, with some cheese spread to help with the saliva problem.]

mightymonju May 28 2005, 02:46:17 UTC

Oh, I've had me some garlic Triscuits, trust me. My blood's 25% garlic as it is; I couldn't resist that splendiferous temptation when I first laid eyes upon them one fall's afternoon in Baton Rouge, leisurely blowing my financial aid check on trivialities like snack foods.

I bought them. I consumed them all, the entire box, in one sitting. They are delicious, delicious evil in square, fiber form.

So when I bought this box, I thought, "I should buy the regular ones, otherwise I'll eat them all at once and thus defeat the purpose of a 'snack food'." Little did I know that I was laying my life on the line at that point...

raspberryfixx May 28 2005, 06:22:43 UTC

that's wha happens when you give low to your instincts :-)

fakie1080 May 28 2005, 12:18:56 UTC

Don't listen to his excuses. The text in his entry is code for oral sex.