Severance packages are neat.

[mightymonju]

I got laid off today.

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[spinch]

I'm sorry, my brutha.

[mightymonju]

Thanks. So far I'm strangely calm about it.

Yesterday when cleaning out my cube I was talking with my boss and he was asking if there were any files on my computer or laptop that I needed.
"Well, there's some porn..." I said.
My boss didn't even blink. "Is it any good?"
"Nah, not really, just good enough to keep me busy when I had to work alone."
A coworker started cracking up and said, "Man, can you believe this guy?" He's from Chicago and that's how he talks.
Then I got to use the line I've wanted to use forever: "What's he going to do, fire me?!"

Awwwwwwwwww yeah, I win.

[spinch]

A WINNAR IS YUO!!!1

[godzilla_gojira]

eating isn't a mood, silly

[discogravy]

suxx0rs

have you looked at jobs on
a) craigslist
b) monster

consider sending me your resume.

[mightymonju]

I probably will actually send you my resume this time. I'm warning you now, it's not too impressive.

I haven't even begun looking at job sites. Yesterday was just a long, emotional day and the last thing I wanted to do was start looking for another place I could potentially love and then from which I would be let go. *shrug*

[raspberryfixx]

depending on your severence, it could really suck or be quite an awesome thing.

either way. good luck with new jobness.

[sveeb]

Second all points in this post.

[raspberryfixx]

even my typo?

[mightymonju]

It's somewhere inbetween. Just gotta decide what to do.

[fakie1080]

/me hugs monju.

One of these days I'm gonna come visit you. On that day, you and I will drink all the Crown and Coke in the world. Plus I will tell you jokes in a Scottish accent and we will have all the fun.

ALL THE FUN!

[mightymonju]

YOU'RE HIRED!

No wait I mean HIRE ME!

[fakie1080]

I wish. I'm still job hunting myself.