Holy shit, the new barn is soooo relaxing. I can't believe Leah didn't get me a paddock sooner. It's very nice and sunny, and I can go chill outside with my lovers. I'm telling you, this is the life ( Read more... )

Day four at the new barn. I really like it. I think the best part is my paddock. I can hang out with Ginny and bask in the sun at the same time. Things are heating up between me and Pete too- I don't know what's gonna happen there. Ginny gets a little jealous but we have an open relationship, and she was totally gettin' it on with Khailee so ( Read more... )

What a day ( Read more... )

Leah has been lovely and has been putting Gin and I outside all weekend. But I'm rather miffed about her changing my name to Queen- it doesn't have the svelt manliness of my previous title, Blanco McMorten, and it lacks the sextexcellent Viggo reference.

I like girls. Really.

Spring is in the air- I'm shedding my winter coat. Thank God! I've been on a binge/purge cycle since the end of November trying to lose weight, and now it'll finally show. No one can see my svelt figure under all that hair, but it'll be gone soon.

( I got a beautiful valentine from my beautiful girlfriend. )

Today, Leah changed the treat getting game. I was really, really confused and starving until I figured out that when I have to put both feet on the wooden thing to get a treat. Complicated, but I'm smarter then the wooden board, so ha.
Then they put an apple in a shoe. Now, is that fair?

This other person (not Leah or Robyn) has been riding me lately. She's not a little kid either. She came and rode me while Leah was there, and then she rode me in a lesson. I tried all my best tricks and took advantage of her for a while, but stupid Jamie the trainer helped her get a spine and now I mostly have to behave. Hmpf. It's nice ( Read more... )

Leah says we are moving to a new barn. She assured me that Ginny is coming, so that's okay, I guess. We'll see, anyway. I hope I can have a paddock and a stall guard and a big stall and maybe some new friends. Leah says it will be fun and we will go on trails, which doesn't sound like fun at all. Today I didn't get breakfast until late, which ( Read more... )

Today was more of clicking and picking up shoes and pawing at pieces of wood on the ground. My belly is deliciously full of tasty treats. Ginny and I were so impressive that people came to watch. Mostly they came to watch me, 'cause I'm such a stud. We played a new game where Leah makes me stand with my front legs crossed. I could ask ( Read more... )