Titan stole my woman.

Today was rather fun. We played capture the flag! Leah (the horse) was the flag, Ginny was the other team, and Leah (the human) and I had to keep her away from the flag. It was very very exciting and Leah (the human) told me I was a good boy a whole lot. Then she gave Ginny a who handful of sweet feed (for "being the cow," whatever that means) ( Read more... )

My girlfriend moved out. We're still together, but she says she needs to take a break because I've been abusive. I think she's totally blowing it out of proportion, but whatever. We're still in love and that's what matters, whether or not I de-skinned her rump ( Read more... )

I'm such a huge fan of trail rides. I have to wear these silly boots, but they keep my hooves nice and safe and they are kinda cool and manly with big metal clips. Today I was very sneaky and ate a big Queen Anne's Lace as we went by it on the trail. Leah said she thought they were poisonous or something, but I think they are quite tasty. I ( Read more... )

Today was one of those days where Leah's mom rides me. I considered misbehaving and seeing if I could get a way with it, and it worked until Leah noticed what I was doing and gave me a very stern talking to. After that I was very good. Anyway, it's not so bad. She doesn't pull on my mouth like little kids, and she's mostly balanced so I don't ( Read more... )

I will be famous.

( my modeling portfolio )

I'm a bit disappointed. I wanted a cool scar on my head like Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer -'cause nothing says sexy and manly like a scar on your face- but it didn't work out like I envisioned. I have a funny rectangular bit of skin missing now, but I sort of missed my eyebrow and got the middle of my forehead. Robyn told me it was cute ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to meee-ee, Happy Birthday to me...

And tomorrow is happy birthday to Ginny! Feel free to send me a cake.

This past week has been pretty busy. That other girl Elizabeth who rides me sometimes is back (she was gone somewhere) and so I've had quite the schedule. One or more rides a day can be intense, but I'm getting rather trim and sexy, and plus Elizabeth always gives me a flake of alfalfa ( Read more... )

I got a new toy. It big and rubbery and pointy and orange. It says "Valet Service" on it. I don't know what a valet is, but I do like to chew on the new toy. Once I found grain inside it ( Read more... )