I just got back to Lima from my 2 week trip to Cusco, Machu Picchu, Puno, and the JUNGLE!!! I was either alcohol poisoned or really really sick in the Jungle, so it didn't go as well as I wanted, but I stayed in bed all day yesterday, and I am back to 100%! I can eat without feeling like I am going to lose it. I suppose I will not drink so much ( Read more... )

Mama mia ( Read more... )

What do you do when the best thing in your entire life was given to you by someone you could potentially resent for the rest of your life? Although I don't think I will be resenting because I am bigger and older than that now, it is a possibility that I will always wonder with a little bit of anger behind it. I will never hate, I have too many ( Read more... )

Fuck munkies.

Just leave me alone.

Go away.

Fuck off.

Oh, and have a nice day.

I just spent 2 hours filling out an application to be a tour guide all over South America...Sounds fun, huh? I have been busy enough around here. Making new friends, leaving old ones, pretending to work...starting an English school....too slowly. What else...I thought I had athlete's foot...Turns out it might actually be Larva Migrans...look it ( Read more... )

Foot fungus, rapidly spreading UTI, communication issues with medics and laypeople, insane business partner with a "love-triangle" tele novela in the workings, really bad sunburn, beggars, no air conditioning while the daily highs are around 37 degrees Celcius, sexual harassment on a daily basis, poor plumbing (no paper in the bowls...hard to get ( Read more... )

Wow, I am in Brazil taking online quizzes...Actually I was taking a break from writing a curriculum for an English school, go figure.


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My trip has been sooo insane so far...between Carnaval and Gilberto Gil and Caetano Veloso, Yvette Sangala, shit on my shoes, cockroaches in my shirt, starting an Enslish school, avoiding the gringos, who I have learned to love and accept as a little bit of home, jealous ex-girlfriend love triangles, beans and rice EVERY DAY...but they're soooo ( Read more... )

In Copacabana, meeting Spencie and Mary in Salvador on Monday. Rough trip, seems like everything but the plane went wrong, but I am here...and completely broke. I guess I should have thought of this ahead of time. I actually have a check in the mail coming to me, delayed, of course. I will survive. I am soooo fucking tired it is unreal. I ( Read more... )

I don't know why I take these quizzes. The answers are so obvious.

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