So I told Penn Jillette that he and George Carlin were personally responsible for my lack of religious belief. He replied, "OH THAT'S GOOD! THANK YOU, I'LL TELL GEORGE YOU SAID SO. HE'S A GREAT MAN."

Once there was a goat who always licked banana splits. He likes all Mike's women! But Mike doesn't care. So one morning the goat stomped on Mike's penis. Mike moaned forever. THE END ( Read more... )

Place X's in the true ones and Y's in the ones you wish were true. Then, add something about yourself at the bottom of the list ( Read more... )

How Old Were You When You First ( Read more... )

One sign that makes sense, and one that doesn't, both of which I saw today: ( Read more... )

So, the days between July 17th and August 6th were the greatest I've ever had. I feel one step closer to being the man I want to be. One level higher. Not a notch in the old belt, but a new belt. If we're friends, you'll hear a story or two.

And now for some noteworthy pictures:

My birthday cake

A classic shot of my friend Devil Woman

Irony

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Well folks, I leave today (the 16th, whatever your time zone may be) for New Haven, Connecticut for my summer program at Yale. I'll be home August 6th. My email still works, as does my cell. Leave messages.

Trip to Utah kicked ass. I don't really feel like updating, but I gotta get some pictures out there:

A moose we saw--does this picture not beg to be photoshopped?

The view from on top of the mountain on which we biked, skidded, got lost, "bit it," etc.

On the backside of the mountain

Happy birthday, America...you old fartSince there's no ( Read more... )

For those of you wondering where I was all weekend *coughsarahcough ( Read more... )

I swear to god, I took this picture with my very own camera in downtown Philly. Yes, it's probably illegal to post pictures of real people with giant hooters on the internet without their permission, but hey it's not like I'm getting paid.

Oh yes, today is the 19th birthday of my dear beautiful former Cincy neighbor* Hillary Klotz, so Happy ( Read more... )