im gonna give it to ya all straight, cause if its one thing mike derobbio is known for its calling it like it is. so we was sittin around in the infamous garage, we had smoked a couple of blunts, and i called up kurt to see if he wanted to crip walk over to la casa. kurt is a funny mother fucker, good worker but hes got scoliosis, so he walks like ( Read more... )

so today i had this job that i sold, this guy i happened to bump in to "hank", he was an old pal o'mine from way back when i worked at mcdonalds. me and him got in so much fuckin shit there, we ate apple pies until i shit my pants, and talked to hottt broads all day through the fuckin drive through speaker. anyways, he asked me what i was doing and ( Read more... )

Ok. Lin just walked in and said "so do u want to get a movie?" And then I says. I says lets make a movie...

today i was sitting around with the a/c cranked all through the fuckin house, right? and i gets a fuckin phone call, and guess who it was....ITS LINDA, her car broke down in sanford so i says to her, i says, "ill come getcha!". fuckin vince wasnt home and didnt leave a note, fuckin kid need an ass whoopin. well me and linda are back, we got some ( Read more... )